Funny jokes:
"If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit, they are usually around 90 degrees."
"Did you ever hear about the two guys that stole a calendar, they each got six months." "Whats orange and sounds like a parrot, a carrot." "Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed." "Why did the banana go to the Doctor? Because it was not peeling well." |
"What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno buisiness"
"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta." "What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy." "Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them." "What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew." |
"What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs? A penny. "
"What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones." "Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? The scientists were brainstorming!" "What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent? Show me the honey." "What do you call a funny mountain? hill-arious.' .source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/kidjokes.htm |
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